Have you heard about the leaked email?

Oops! A medical administration staff member laments that current junior medical staff are “clinical marshmallows” for objecting to doing 10 night shifts in a row.

This incident has led me to wonder what other confectionery is represented in our diverse medical community.

Of course, it’s only fair that I start with myself. As someone who doesn’t mind a bit of brisk debate, I would have to characterise myself as popping candy.

Who would be the Minties, then?